what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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