can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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