just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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