ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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