i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
