i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We're too hungover to prance.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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