But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
