he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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