Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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