my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just googled if crying burns calories
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
