cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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