Kiss
Puke
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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