how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
