spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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