well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the day after is always just damage control
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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