I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This girl is more easily done than said...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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