Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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