'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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