i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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