if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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