did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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