We're like a lot better than the average bears
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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