I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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