What a fucking waste of an outfit
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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