I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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