Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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