so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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