also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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