Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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