It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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