Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Pants are for mortals
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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