and she was petting her beer can
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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