So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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