I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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