i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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