my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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