You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
