this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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