it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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