doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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