I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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