I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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