Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You are a genius and a whore.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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