my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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