her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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