Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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