she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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