Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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