That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I want to be your penis for a week.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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