do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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